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 “The news no one wanted to hear 🚨 Heartbreak incoming…” 😱

Alex:
“The news no one wanted to hear 🚨 Heartbreak incoming…” 😱

Jamie:
???
Why would you start a message like that.
My heart literally dropped.

Sam:
Nah because if this is about him, I’m muting the chat.

Alex:
I wish I was joking. I REALLY do.

Jamie:
Alex.
Say it faster.
Slow messages are emotional torture.

Alex:
Okay okay—
So you know how we all said “there’s no way they’d actually do that”?

Sam:
…They did that.

Alex:
They did that.

Jamie:
NO.
NOPE.
Absolutely not.
This is fake news. Where did you hear this??

Alex:
Official announcement. Verified. Multiple sources.
I refreshed three times hoping it would disappear.

Sam:
I hate when refreshing doesn’t fix reality.

Jamie:
Tell me exactly what happened. Slowly. Carefully. With compassion.

Alex:
They’re ending it.
Like… permanently ending it. No break. No “see you soon.”
Just—done.

Jamie:
I’m staring at my wall right now.
This can’t be how my day goes.

Sam:
I defended them.
I FOUGHT people in comment sections.

Jamie:
Same. I said “trust the process.”
The process betrayed me.

Alex:
The worst part?
The wording was so calm. Like this wasn’t about to emotionally wreck thousands of people.

Sam:
Corporate tone is my villain origin story.

Jamie:
So what are we supposed to do now??
Just… move on? Pretend it never mattered?

Alex:
They really said “thank you for the memories” like that wasn’t a knife.

Sam:
“Thank you for the memories” should come with a warning label.

Jamie:
I had plans.
FUTURE plans.
I structured my personality around this.

Alex:
Same. I feel like I need to lie down dramatically on the floor.

Sam:
Already there. Join me.

Jamie:
Do you think there’s any chance they reverse it?
Like a surprise announcement? A plot twist? A miracle?

Alex:
If there is, it’s running very late.

Sam:
This is how villains are born. Just saying.

Jamie:
Okay but also…
why does this hurt more than some actual breakups I’ve had??

Alex:
Because expectations + emotional investment = pain math.

Sam:
Not pain math 😭

Jamie:
I don’t like this chapter. Can we skip ahead?

Alex:
If I find a skip button for life, I’ll let you know.

Sam:
Until then, group mourning session tonight.
Snacks. Complaining. Re-reading old memories like it’ll change the outcome.

Jamie:
I’ll bring sarcasm and denial.

Alex:
I’ll bring screenshots and false hope.

Sam:
Perfect.
We’ll survive.
But we will never forget.

Jamie:
…So this is really it.

Alex:
Yeah.
No dramatic comeback. No surprise fix.

Sam:
I hate how quiet it feels now.

Jamie:
Same. Like something important just… left.

Alex:
But I guess that means it mattered.
If it didn’t hurt, it wouldn’t have been real.

Sam:
Wow. That was uncomfortably wise.

Jamie:
Promise we won’t pretend it didn’t happen?

Alex:
Never.
We’ll joke about it someday, but we’ll remember how much it meant.

Sam:
And hey—
we survived this together.

Jamie:
Yeah.
Heartbroken… but not alone.

Alex:
Alright.
Same group chat tomorrow?

Sam:
Always.

Jamie:
Always. 💔➡️❤️