✈ The Logan Incident: Bethany Arrested once again at Boston Airport😱 Full Skit BELOW👇

 ✈ The Logan Incident: Bethany Arrested once again at Boston Airport😱 

Scene: Logan International Airport – Security Holding Room.
The room is sterile and quiet. Bethany, a stylish woman in her 30s with a reputation for being dramatic, sits in a metal chair with one leg crossed over the other. Two TSA officers stand at the door. Detective Ramirez walks in, clearly annoyed but trying to stay professional.

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Detective Ramirez:
sighs
Bethany… again?

Bethany:
Oh, come on, Ramirez. You act like I planned this. Do I look like someone who traffics antique silverware across international borders?

Detective Ramirez:
Actually? Yes. You were literally arrested last year with a 17th-century Dutch candelabra hidden in your Louis Vuitton.

Bethany:
scoffs That was cleared. I had no idea it was antique! It was a gift!

Officer Daniels (TSA):
Ma’am, this time it was a taxidermied owl in your carry-on. That’s a federal wildlife violation.

Bethany:
gasp That owl was my emotional support symbol! It belonged to my grandmother!

Detective Ramirez:
Bethany, your grandmother is alive. She called us. She's in Miami. She says you're not allowed at her house anymore because you "borrow things and don’t return them."

Bethany:
That woman’s memory is fading. Probably forgot she gave it to me. Look, are we really doing this? Don’t you guys have real criminals to chase?

Officer Daniels:
You were also flagged for trying to use a Swiss passport… under the name “Beatrice von Glimmerstein.”

Bethany:
It’s an alias! I’m a travel influencer! My brand has layers!

Detective Ramirez:
Your brand is a flight risk with diplomatic delusions. You’ve been banned from Heathrow, blacklisted in Dubai, and now Logan? Bethany, what are you doing?

Bethany:
sincerely
I'm living, Ramirez. Something you wouldn’t understand.

Detective Ramirez:
Living doesn’t usually involve multiple aliases, stolen taxidermy, and an expired Aruba visa stuffed with $2000 in casino chips.

Bethany:
That was for a vlog. The Aruba Heist: Love, Lies & Lobster Rolls. Check my YouTube. It has 3 million views.

Officer Daniels:
Ma’am, you can’t bring wild animal remains into the country, even if it’s for “content.”

Bethany:
Then arrest National Geographic! Arrest David Attenborough! Arrest my creativity while you’re at it!

Detective Ramirez:
You are under arrest. Again. For wildlife trafficking, falsifying documents, and resisting airport protocol.

Bethany:
smiling confidently
I already texted my lawyer. He’s bringing me coffee and a croissant. Blueberry. From Tatte.

Officer Daniels (to Ramirez, under his breath):
You think she’s for real?

Detective Ramirez:
Unfortunately, I think she’s just real enough to be dangerous.

Detective Ramirez:
quietly
You really thought you’d get through customs with that?

Bethany:
smiles faintly
Get through? Detective, I wanted to get caught.

Detective Ramirez:
frowns
What’s in the bag, Bethany?

Bethany:
Why don’t you open it and find out?

Ramirez hesitates, watching her. Slowly, he unzips the duffel bag. His eyes widen.

Detective Ramirez:
...Where did you get this?

Bethany:
leaning in
I told you last time, didn’t I? I’m not the one you should be worried about.

Detective Ramirez:
Bethany, this—this isn’t just smuggling. This is federal. People disappear for less.

Bethany:
smirks
Then maybe you should start asking why I’m still here.

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Scene fades out as Bethany applies lip gloss, clearly unfazed, while the officers begin the formal booking process.